We can all see that the Western World's strategy against terrorism isn't working. Terrorists still recruit members, and keep on bombing innocent civilians. Conflicts still break out in the Middle East, and we are aware of numerous terrorists within the United States.
Well, when we have a failing strategy, it means we need to change it, right? We are in a world of instant gratification, of course. And if something doesn't work right away, it'll never work.
So, my solution to our terrorism problem is a hug. Think about it! If you hug your local terrorist, they'll suddenly turn pink and fly away to happyland. I'm sure of it! And if you hug your local politician, they'll stop being so venomous and start working together.
In fact, the terrorism will stop right away. They seem utterly convinced that Israel and the United States want to take them over and destroy them. Hugging them will show that we understand their problems and want to help them. I mean, if it works with your local 5th grader bully, why won't it work with a terrorist?
So here's a list of people to hug:
- The leaders of Iran, North Korea, Pakistan, HAMAS, Hezbollah, and Al Queda
- President George Bush; I mean he has the mind of a five year old, right? All five year olds need a hug
- Prime Minister Tony Blair
- Hillary Clinton; she's acting like she needs a hug. Won't be me though.
- Jack Murtha
- Perhaps others
This has been a random satire article by me



